me: Where is everyone? Sonic: ...................................................... me: Say something Sonic!! O.O Sonic: I like ham me: Not exactly what I expected but sure whatever Shadow:(chaos controls beside me) me: Hard day at work? Shadow: .............................................. me: WHY WON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!!!!! Shadow: Alright woman just quite screaming and yes the G.U.N commander tried killing me again me: WHY THAT*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP**BLEEP*!!!!!!!IF HE KILLS YOU I'LL *BLEEP BLEEP**BLEEP*!!!!!!!!! Shadow/Sonic: O.O Sonic:*covers ears* My poor wittle ears they've been scandalized!!!!!! Shadow: Geese woman I didn't know you used sailor talk....I think that's sexy me: .....................................(kicks Shadow's *AHEM*) Shadow: WHAT THE *BLEEP* DID YOU DO THAT FOR WOMAN!!!!!!!! me: First of all Shadow I have a name............ Sonic: What's your name mommy? me: O.O I am NOT your mother..... Sonic(teary-eyed) you and Shadow aren't my parents? me/Shadow: No Sonic(cries and pounds his feet and hands on the ground) me(sigh): Fine Sonicwe are your parents(says under breath:Oh how I'm going to regret saying that) Shadow: (glare) I have to play Sonic's father hell NO!!! me: (icy death glare worse than Black Doom's) Shadow(whimpers): Okay Supreme wife you control me(bows and hails her Almighty One and Queen) me(looks at nails) I'm going to like this.......... Sonic:Yeah Mommy(hugs me) me: yeah one big happy family | 
